Before You Assume There Is Legitimacy Attached To Your Decisions Remember Folks, This Is Funny

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.

 

“Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?”

 

The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn’t hear the question.

 

The prosecutor again blared, “Isn’t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?” The witness still did not respond.

 

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, “Sir, please answer the question.”

 

“Oh,” the startled witness said, “I thought he was talking to you.”

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